Nickel & Dime production presents Dick Dastardly & Penelope Pitstop, in the thing in the well.
Hot on the heels of the Count & his band of minions trying to save the world from ancient evil, we have that most fiendish of fiends Dick Dastardly, who has somehow managed to woo that heroine of hero's Penelope Pitstop to his dastardly ways.
We join our hero's at a well by a ruined church, the day hasn't start to good for Dick with none of his newest gadget's working, drat (failing all d10 rolls on cunning) worse still he seems to be having trouble getting into the well where Klunk has told him the artefact is, drat & to add to things their now under attack from some cultist, double drat.
Help help squealed Penelope as Dick finely disappeared down the well, using all of his cunning to try to retrieve the ancient relic, Klunk who very un-Klunk like had been hiding in some bush's opened fire on these would be assailant's as did Zilly, while Penelope just stood by the well looking as pretty as ever.
Down the well, Dick was now using his finesse as he attempted to get his greedy mits on the priceless treasure, Dick;" cut who's is the hero of this show may I ask ?" his hands on the priceless treasure, Dick:" much better, drat" finesse it would seem is not one of Dick strongest point's it would seem.
Up topside the crew were doing their best to keep anyone from entering the well, help help squeaked that most gorgeous of heroine's Penelope Pitstop, but out numbered & with some of them knocked out a figure slipped down the well after Dick, will this be the end to his dastardly plans ? "oh those bundling fools can they never do anything right" Dick was heard to say down the well, although who heard him were not exactly sure, as he noticed a shadowy figure behind him, drat.
Not to be denied his prize Dick used all of his might, not a lot tbh , Dick:"I heard that just stick to the script & keep your thought's to yourself thank you" pulling it free our hero made a mad dash back up the well, Dick:" much better"
Quick everyone to the car, when they had all got in, Dick:" Hurry Muttley step on it" what do you mean you want a medal you didn't do anything" noticing out of the window the cultist's where in hot pursuit, Dick:" oh alright here you are, now get going, hehehehe snickered Muttley as the car spread away, tune in next time when you might hear Dick say "Dart Drat & Treble Drat, then again you might not, but the race is defiantly on folks.
Cut, well that was a blast no doth, I'll rap up with my thanks to Dave (Dick) & the Doc (the other lot) for taking part & as always my thanks to you for dropping in & if you'd care to leave a comment it would be welcomed.